ENTERTAINMENT

40. “What is the worst combination of illnesses? Alzheimer’s and diarrhea. You’re running but can’t remember where.”39. “Turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. It’s true. I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.”
41. “Since the pandemic started, my husband just stands there, looking through the window. I should probably go let him inside.”
42. “I was shocked when I found out my toaster was not waterproof.”